May 2012
5 posts
April 2012
13 posts
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I want a relationship where you're totally...
noobjake:
Who created math? I really want to kick their ass right now
March 2012
9 posts
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
February 2012
22 posts
what race are you?
black people: black
white people: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil
me: my arm hurts
mom: it's the computer
me: my eyes hurt
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a nosebleed
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a fever
mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
me: im pregnant
mom: its the computer
me: i feel down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
mom: the computer pushed you didnt it
Here's a tip for some guys:
geleeeezy:
Stop flirting with almost every girl you come across. Seriously, calling all of these girls “cute” and repeating the same things to them is just complete bullshit. You know what’s even better? Chasing after one girl, even when a bunch of other girls are chasing after you. People will envy and most likely respect you more if you can stay committed to a girl and actually treat her...
I can't wait 'til the day that I finally get to...
susaaan:
danielbarao:
“Mom, Dad, you don’t have to work anymore. Relax. I can support you now. Thank you for everything that you’ve done for me.”
January 2012
29 posts
